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Neeraj met Santa in London

10 August 2026  😂 Neeraj met Santa in London. Santa: “Oye Neeraj! Tu London mein? Kaise?” Neeraj: “Pehle aap batao Santa ji… aap yahan kaise?” Santa: “Banta UK se India aaya tha, mere ghar mehmaan banke. Maine full hospitality ki… lekin banda jaane ka naam hi nahi le raha tha.” “Toh maine usko chase karke seedha London tak chhod diya… bola, ab wapas mat aana!” 😂 Santa then asked, “Chal, ab tu bata… tu London mein kaise?” Neeraj smiled and said: *“Mere forefathers bhi India mein British ko bhaga rahe the… _Quit India Movement_ mein* *…aur* *bhagaate-bhagaate London tak aa gaye…* *…bas check karne ki Angrez wapas toh nahi laut aaye!”* 🤣🤣🤣